Liking boys has always been a hobby of mine. I can’t help it. I’ve always been super boy-crazy. And just when I start to cool my crack and let myself be single for like five seconds, in walks a tall man with curly hair, or a funny guy with a beard, or a dorky boy who seems really nice. I don’t want to be like this! I really don’t! But I simply cannot help myself.
The problem really isn’t that I’m boy-crazy. It’s that I’m incredibly afraid of commitment. And I’m picky. But I’m lonely. So I’ll start dating almost anyone…but I’ll continue dating no one.
Cue the burning of bridges.
I used to pride myself on remaining friends (in most cases, GOOD friends) with everyone I dated, but lately I’m batting .500 (which I guess is pretty good if this were really baseball instead of a baseball analogy…so maybe I should use a different analogy, like one that I don’t have to explain as a bad thing…but whatever, you get the idea).
I don’t like not being liked, and I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that some people just don’t like me.
And you know, dude…if love is such a wonderful thing, then why does it create so many enemies, MAN?
Real Life. Real Talk. Boys.
Look what came in the mail today!
Why boys suck so badly that the only way I know how to cope is to blog it out:
Dirty wieners.
Why yesterday sucked so badly that the only way I know how to cope is to blog it out.
I went to Best Buy to buy a camcorder. They didn’t have the one I wanted in stock. I’m going to have to look for it ONLINE. ugh.
I decided to treat myself instead by going to Victoria Secret and buying a sexy bra. The sexy bras were too big for me. In fact, the only bra in the entire store that fit me was a tan, razor-back bra that clasps in the front. I bought it. gross.
I walked to Forever 21 to buy some cheap clothes that will ruin in the wash. I did. I like them now…but I know they are going to RUIN IN THE WASH! fml.
Life is hard.
Help make me a POP STAR!
The Sandlot Cast: Where are they now?
Late Knight with Pope Batman (Episode Hanukkah)
Late Knight with Pope Batman (Episode Christmas)
One time somebody told me that I looked like a bitter Taylor Swift. So I made my roommate dress up with me and make a music video to her song “Mean.”
This is episode 1 of “We Are Too Old For This”
I got the opportunity to play my song with Foz The Hook. Super fun time (for me)
